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And if you're wondering how intimidating he sounds, we're not so much talking master criminal as a less confident Mackenzie Crook. Thus speaks a man with serious logic gaps in his ambition. Your first contact for instance tells you, "I'm the monkey and you're the cheese-grater," while the second informs you, "In a couple of years I'll be taking over the whole bread basket and if you've got that special summfink you can too, now stop loafing around."
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Much of the dialogue sounds like it was designed by pinning Eastenders transcripts on a dart-board, then going down to the pub to try and remember what they were. you get the idea.īeyond that, the only real difference from the original is the inclusion of words like "ponce" and "tasty" and "leave it aaaht", though not usually in correct sentences. The big bad criminals in charge of London 1969 are the Crisp Twins, which is a reference to the Krays but not exactly a joke, there's a car called the Crapi, another called the James Bomb. Reset-wait, sorry, that's the option menu.
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This being before Lazlow showed up to make Chatterbox FM a thing of wonder and beauty worth parking a stolen car for, most of them are "clever" names that more than deserve their quotation marks. GTA: London was almost exactly the same game, with slightly different 'jokes'.